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Things that annoy me that guys say in chat

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Written by Beth Kitten 

im bored

suck my dick bitch

ur favs r so vanilla

im horny send me pics

seen my dick pic? lets hookup

tell me how u like my cock

do u like bbc?

do u like [random country] cock?

if u were here wit me wat wud u do to me?

if ur not sexting or roleplaying then why r u here?

help me cum

why r u not bi every girl is bi

let me tell u how to masturbate


This list will grow....like a hardon ;-)
Man with a 'tash

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