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Chap goes into a bar and asks the barman for a whiskey.
The barman says "Can do - but would you rather try our new invention? We dab the edge of a glass in this juice we've invented, fill the glass with normal tap water and you'll swear blind you're drinking the finest whiskey. No chance of a hangover and zero risk if you want to drive home."
"Wow," says the customer, "go on then...I'll give it a go."

The barman works his magic and slides the glass over to the customer with a satisfied smile. Our man is a bit sceptical but, by god, it DOES taste just like a 20 year old malt whiskey! He's amazed!

Next day, our chap is back in the bar. He asks the barman for another magic whiskey.
"Ah, if you liked that, you should try our gin. Same idea but with a gin base. Want to give it a go?"
"Please," says the man, "if it's as good as the whiskey, I'll love it!"

Same thing happens: the barman dips the lip of the glass into a small dish, adds water and a couple of cubes of ice.
Again, the customer is blown away and only leaves after ordering a couple more.

Third day and he's back again.
"Got any of that gin?" He asks.
"Sorry," says the barman, we're all out of that but - and I shouldn't really tell you about this one - but we think we've mastered 'pussy'. Tastes just like you're going down on the most fabulous woman you've ever imagined...lasts right to the bottom of the glass."

"Holy hell, I'm definitely up for trying that one" exclaims our enthusiastic buyer!

The barman dips the rim of the glass then carefully tops it up with water. Placing the finished drink on a coaster he smiles at the customer.

Our chap can't wait! He picks up the glass and takes a good long sip...then almost as quickly, spits it back out onto the bar.
"Jesus, you've got that one badly wrong! All I can taste is shit and it smells just as bad!" he exclaims.

The barman doesn't look at all shocked and says to the man...

"Ah, try turning the glass through 180 degrees and drink from the other side"