The Adult Story Hub
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Written by Kristen
Comparing men and women with countries
Single chapter
Written by Kristen
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own worth.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war & haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction may be necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide with borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq: ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own worth.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war & haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction may be necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide with borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq: ruled by a dick.
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