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Swing Story Eight Part 8

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Written by Kristen 

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My wife, Sue, and I had been very busy with work and some of the many other, non-sex related, activities going on in our lives. It had been almost two weeks since Sue's birthday and our evening with the guy from the Country-&-Western bar. Sue was STILL thanking me for that night; she had really enjoyed herself!
I had been spending much of my time at home doing work on the computer, catching up on what I couldn't get done at the office. Sue had been catching up on many little home projects that she had been trying to complete. She was painting two of the bedrooms and the upstairs hallway and also doing a complete window washing throughout the house. Our friend, Alexia, had been over quite a bit lately, keeping Sue company and helping her with the painting project.
Sue and Alex were becoming great friends, spending a lot of time talking about each other's lives and experiences. Alex had been keeping Sue up on her sexual antics with the boys in her school. Sue told me that Alex really enjoyed her newfound hobby. She was having sex with three special guys on a pretty regular basis. She seemed insatiable; maybe she was catching up on lost time without sex.
Last Wednesday night, Sue invited Alex over for dinner with us. We had some very interesting conversations, enjoying the company of this 18-yearold girl. Alex told us that she and her mother had been enjoying themselves together about twice a week since we all had been together. She told us that she and her mother were even closer than they were before having sex together. Alex said her brother was visiting for a couple of weeks and that Moni, her mother, and she had had to be very careful not to get found out by him. Alex didn't think he would understand their relationship.
After dinner, I retired to my home-office, wanting to finish up my latest project. Alex helped Sue clean up the table and kitchen, continuing their conversation. Sue told Alex how hard I had been working on this project, not taking breaks and not getting much sleep. Alex asked Sue if she would mind if she went into the office to give me a little release of tension. Sue knew what she had in mind and told Alex to help herself.
Alex knocked on the door to my office and entered. She sat on the edge of my desk, watching me work on the computer. She told me not to let her distract me; she just wanted to see what I was up to. Sue, she said, was busy in the kitchen and asked Alex to check on her husband to see if he needed anything. I watched as she scooted herself further up on the desk top. As I continued working, Alex began talking about many different subjects, jabbering non-stop like 18-year-old girls do. I listened, sort of, as I tried to concentrate on my work.
Then I heard the subject change, My concentration was fading. Alex began talking about how hot she was, saying, "John, do you ever get horny thinking about fucking my hot young pussy? I remember how good your big cock felt inside of me. I'd love to feel your hard cock in my mouth. I really would like to suck the cum from your balls. Would you like me to suck your cock right now while you work?"
All of a sudden, the "jabbering" had stopped. I knew she was waiting for an answer to a question she must have asked. I hadn't heard all of what she'd been saying, but the way she was sitting there on the desk, her legs spread apart slightly, and rubbing her thigh, I figured that whatever the question was, a "YES" was probably safe.
Alex responded to my answer, "John, look at my hot pussy. Here, let me spread my legs a little further for you. I'm not wearing any panties under this skirt. Look at how hot and wet I am just thinking about sucking your hard cock."
I watched her spread her legs, raise her skirt and use her right hand to spread her pussy lips to give me a great view of her hot little cunt. Moisture had formed on her swollen labia and her clit was sticking out hard as a little cock. She watched my eyes as she teased me by fingering her pussy and shoving her middle finger deep into her own cunt. She was telling me how she was going to suck me off and swallow my juice. I had a RAGING hard on!
Alex got off of the desk, turning my chair until she could take a position on the floor beneath my desk and between my legs. Alex turned my chair back and told me to go ahead and work if I wanted to, she wouldn't "bother" me anymore. She started to rub my cock through my jogging pants. It was EASY to find-my pants had a TENT formed in the front. As I started to type, Alex reached into the waistband of my pants and removed my hard throbbing cock. Did she think I was going to be able to do ANY work while she played with my crotch? I was going to try and tease her back by trying to ignore her actions and continue my work.
As I attempted to work, Alex took my cock into her mouth without warning. I felt my cock hit the back of her throat and felt her lips on the base of my staff. She must have been practicing a lot on some lucky high school boy, she swallowed cock like a pro! I gave up the idea of working and grabbed her head in my hands. I held her face while I began to fuck into her throat like I was fucking her cunt. She was moaning, slobbering all over my cock and trying to breath as I fucked her face.
It was going to take a lot of work to get my load into her stomach. I wanted her to work hard to get the thrill she got from cum entering her mouth and throat. Alex sucked and licked my cock and balls, telling me how much she was enjoying herself.
I had been so engrossed in this blow job I was getting, I didn't notice Sue standing in the doorway watching me hump into my desk. Sue had a sly smile on her face and "innocently" asked what I was up to.
I thought I'd play along and told her that I was working hard and was almost "done." From where Sue stood, she couldn't see Alex on the floor under my desk, I knew she knew where Alex was, though. As Alex busily worked my cock in her hand and mouth, Sue started talking about her painting projects, and other work that she was involved in. She was getting into her little fantasy of catching her husband in a "compromising" situation.
I carried on the conversation, in sometimes broken speech, with my wife as this young little nymph slobbered over my cock. Sue stood up straight and opened her mouth in feigned surprise as I lost control and blasted my load deep into Alex's throat. She came around the desk and wanted to know immediately who was under the desk sucking me off. Alex rolled my chair back and popped her head out. She said, "Hi, Sue, it's me! Would you like some of your husband's hot cum? I have some left for you." I watched as Alex opened her mouth to show Sue and I that she had a large glob of my cum on her tongue. Sue knelt and, taking Alex into her arms, kissed her on the mouth, sucking my jism from her mouth. Then both of them took turns sucking the head of my cock, drawing out the remaining drops of hot, white cum.
Alex said that she had to get going home, she had homework to do. Sue and I escorted her to the door and said goodnight, I thanked her for the "break and conversation." As Alex went down the walk, she turned and said, "see ya Saturday night."
I closed the door and asked Sue what Alex had meant about Saturday night. Sue told me she'd asked Alex over for dinner. Sue said Alex was going to bring her Mother and brother over as, they wanted to have sort of a going-away dinner for her brother before he left again. Sue told me we would ALL have to behave, since Alex's brother would be there. I told Sue I thought I could probably go through the night without getting naughty, but that my imagination would be active!
I was sitting on the back deck having a beer around 5:00 p.m. on Saturday, enjoying the cool evening breeze, when Sue came out and told me to go inside, shower and get changed before our guests arrived for dinner. I had forgotten completely about the plans Sue had made. I really didn't feel up to an evening of sitting around talking to a bunch of people, but the plans were made. From the smells emanating from the kitchen, I could tell Sue was putting a feast together for our guests.
While I was getting dressed, the doorbell rang and I heard Sue greeting Alex, her brother and her mother. Sue escorted our guests into the living room and took drink orders. I came downstairs, using the back stairs that led into the kitchen. Sue was getting ice. She turned and with a nervous look on her face told me that I was not going to believe it when I met Alex's brother-CORY! At first I wondered why. I remembered vaguely that Alex had mentioned his name once before.
All of a sudden a thought ran through my head and I said, "NO, it isn't THE Cory? You're pulling my leg!" Sue smiled. Giggling, she told me Alex's brother was the same Cory that had fucked her several times just a couple of weeks earlier.
I asked Sue what he said when he saw her standing there, with him still thinking her name was MANDY! Sue said that at first, both of them had seemed to go into shock. Then both seemed to silently agree to act like they were meeting for the first time.
Neither of us knew what to do. We were caught! We never would have expected to see Cory again after that night. The connection between this Cory and Alex's brother Cory had never crossed either of our minds. Sue said maybe she had an idea that might work. She told me to go back upstairs and when I heard Cory go to the kitchen, I was to go down the front steps and greet Moni and Alex. I was to just go along with anything that might happen. Not knowing what my wife was planning, I was a bit nervous. I didn't have any idea what to do with the situation so I thought I might as well go along for the ride.
After I was upstairs, I heard Sue return to our guests and serve them drinks. She asked Cory to help her in the kitchen for a minute. The beef roast in the oven was large and heavy, she said, and she needed help taking it out of the oven. I heard Sue and Cory talking in the kitchen and I went down to greet Cory's mom and sister.
Moni said she wished we could get together again REAL soon, adding that if Cory wasn't there she'd be sucking me off right now. I told her thanks, that is all I needed-a hard on-when I met her son!
Sue and Cory had been alone in the kitchen for about 15 minutes when Alex joked that Sue and Cory must be doing "more than just getting the dinner out of the oven." I was beginning to wonder about what Sue was up to myself and was going to go in and check on things when Alex rose and took off in the direction of the kitchen. Before I could stop her, Alex had entered the kitchen and Moni and I heard a little scream from Alex.
Moni and I ran to the kitchen doorway, opened the swinging door, and stood there staring in shock at the scene before us. Alex was standing frozen also, watching my wife on her knees sucking her brother's thick, rock-hard cock. Cory had a big smile on his face as he watched Sue slavering over his swollen prick. As the three of us watched, it became evident that Sue had been sucking him for a while. He was very close to cumming.
As I watched my wife sucking this man, trying to draw his cum into her throat, I watched the expressions on Alex and Moni's faces. They were staring in disbelief at the sight they were being treated to. As if on cue, I saw each of their tongues come out and wet their own lips. They were getting turned on!
About 30 seconds after the three of us entered the kitchen, Cory let out a big groan and slammed his thick cock deep into Sue's bloating mouth. As the husband of the woman sucking him, his mother and his sister watched, he unloaded his scalding cum into Sue's mouth. He grabbed her head to hold her steady as he fucked into her mouth like a hot cunt. Sue's cheeks were bellowing as she tried to get all of his spunk. Her eyes were now open and she was looking me directly in the eyes. Her pupils rolled back as he continued to spray her mouth and throat with the copious amounts of male jism.
Sue rose up, straightened her hair, wiped the drooling cum from her chin with her fingers and sucked her fingers clean. Cory pulled his pants up from around his knees. We all stood there, no one knowing what exactly to say.
Sue was first. She explained how we had met Cory already before tonight. As Moni and Alex listened intently, and Sue began fussing with the dinner again, Sue told the whole story in detail of her birthday present from me.
Sue told us that when Cory had come into the kitchen, he immediately had lots of questions. She had explained about our "fantasy night," begging him not to be offended or feel deceived. He was, although very shocked at first, quite understanding and said that he hoped that they could "get together" again before he left for New York.
Sue said that's when she had hit him with the rest! She had told Cory about how we had been carrying on a "relationship" with his sister, which he had trouble believing. When Sue told him about his own mother joining us once also, he was speechless. He didn't believe Sue about his mother until Sue told him about what a horny lady she was. He remembered many a night hearing his dad fucking his mother, sometimes a couple of times a night. Sue had asked him what made him think that she didn't NEED sex since the death of his father.
Sue had seduced Cory with talk of how sexy his mother and sister were. He had gotten a raging hard on listening to Sue tell of the wild sex that his mother, sister, Sue and I had been having. Sue had dropped to her knees, lowered his pants and licked his balls and cock while telling him of our exploits. Sue told him how his mother and sister would probably LOVE to be sucking his fat cock as she was doing. His cock jerked up and down several times at the thought. Sue knew the idea of sex with his own mother and sister was exciting Cory but could tell he was confused, probably as to the morality of it.
Sue had been counting on us to "surprise" them in the kitchen. For a while, she said, she was wondering if Cory was going to blast his cum into her mouth before any of us "caught" them.
The five of us talked about our thoughts on the aspects of incestual sex while eating dinner. This was a first for all of us, as far as dinner conversation. It was generally decided that we were all consenting adults and could see no fault in our wonderful relationship.
Alex told all of us that she had been having fantasies for years about her brother. She told Cory that she saw him masturbating in his room once when he thought he was home alone. She said she had gotten very excited seeing how big his cock was and when she saw him cumming, squirting gobs of male cum onto his stomach, she had ran to her room and fingered her own pussy to a great orgasm. She looked Cory in the eyes and told him she would have loved to lick his cum from his hairy stomach. She asked Cory if he thought his baby sister was a pervert.
Before he could answer Alex's question, Moni said that she, too, had wondered about sex with her son on occasion. She said that many times, she could tell that her son was jacking off into his underwear. She said she could smell his cum on his shorts when she did the laundry. Moni said she had often wondered what his cock looked like-she hadn't seen it for many years. She knew it had to have been growing with the rest of him. He was about the same size as his father, so she figured his cock was probably about the same size, also. She said Cory's father had had a large, fat cock and lots of hair on his body. Moni admitted she was very aroused ever since she had seen her son's cock fucking into my wife's mouth. She said Cory resembled his father so much that it was eerie. Moni thought that maybe Cory's cock was even fatter than his dad's, though-if that was possible.
Cory's head seemed to be spinning with everything taking place. I asked Cory if he would like to fuck his sister and his mother. He stammered as he nodded, looking Alex and Moni over in a different way than he had openly done before. Cory said he'd known Alex was watching him beat off that time. He said he had really enjoyed putting on a show for his little sister. At the time, he'd sort of wished his sister would let him watch her masturbate some time also, but didn't have the guts to ask. He added that he had "forgetfully" left the door ajar several other times in hopes of getting caught again by Alex, or maybe even by his mother. He said he'd always felt guilty about his thoughts of being watched by his mother and sister while he jacked off. He said he'd masturbate thinking about having sex with either one of them, adding that although these thoughts gave him the most intense orgasms when jacking off, he always felt guilty about it after. Though amazed at where this night seemed to be heading, he said he was getting pretty horny himself
Alex leaned over and whispered something into her mother's ear. They smiled and nodded at each other. Alex boldly asked Cory if he would still like to see her make herself cum. If so, she said, she would love to give him a show like he had done for her years ago. She said her pussy was very wet right now and she NEEDED release soon. Alex added that if he wanted to see it, "Mom" would like to masturbate in front of her son also! Cory's mom said that the ONLY stipulation was that Cory would masturbate his cock in front of them at the same time.
Sue jumped in and asked if she and I were going to be included in this. She said she thought Cory would love to see her and his sister or mother eating each other's pussies and watch me fucking both of them, also. Sue was really getting excited thinking about seeing this "boy" fucking his own mother and sister. I knew she was REAL ANXIOUS to get her pussy lips wrapped around his cock, too. She was remembering how stuffed she was on her birthday night. Her pussy was aching already in anticipation of being stretched open with his big staff.
I asked if everyone would like to go upstairs to the bedroom and get more comfortable. Everyone got up at once, leaving the table with the dishes and food for later. No-one was in the mood to do dishes at the time.
We all went upstairs and as Cory and I went into the master bedroom, the girls disappeared into the guest room together and closed the door. Sue told us to get comfortable and that they would be right in.
I started stripping, Cory felt a little apprehensive at first, but followed my lead soon after. Soon, there we were in the bedroom, two naked men standing there with rock-hard cocks pointed at each other. We both started to laugh-the situation was just too much. We got into bed next to each other and anxiously awaited the women. When the door opened we were laying on the bed, our cocks waving back and forth in the breeze. I had turned the lights down lower than normal with the dimmer switch.
Seconds later, Cory and I were joined by the three lovely ladies. They had taken off all of their clothes in the other room. Moni ran her hand over her son's hairy chest and stomach and rest it on his engorged cock. She gave it a little squeeze and then told Cory and I to get ready for a good show.
Cory and I fluffed up pillows behind our backs and sat up against the headboard. The three girls flipped around until their feet and legs were laying over ours. Each spread her legs, giving both of us guys a fantastic view into three gorgeous cunts. Each put a pillow under her head so she could look at us. In unison, each woman ran her hands down to her pussy. Each inserted a middle finger into herself and then, as if on cue, licked her own juices from her fingers.
Moni used one hand to spread her pussy lips apart, showing her son and me her engorged clit sticking out from her hairy muff. She used her other hand to rub her hard clit, saying, "My pussy is SOOOO HOT! Look at Mommy's cunt! My pussy is just dripping with juices." Cory and I watched as Moni inserted her whole right hand inside of her pussy. She fucked her hand into her cunt until almost all of it had disappeared. We watched in total amazement as Cory's mother hand-fucked herself, her thick pussy lips wrapping around her small hand. Every time she pulled her hand almost all the way out we could see her juices coating her fingers and palm. Moni was moaning and jerking her hips as she fucked herself to the delight of her son and me.
Alex was finger-fucking herself with rapid strokes. She rolled her own clit in her fingers, causing it to swell and twitch. She was staring at her brother's massive weapon sticking straight up to the ceiling. She was really getting excited putting on a show for Cory and me. She watched in awe as her mother handfucked herself. Alex attempted to copy her mother, but her pussy was MUCH tighter and would not take her small hand.
My wife was playing with her pussy with one hand and using the other to hold one of her big tits to her own mouth. She said she loved to suck on her own tits as she masturbated.
Moni looked at Cory and me, as we both sat there watching the show, and said, "The deal was that you guys were going to let us watch you masturbate, too! Come on, honey-Mommy wants to see her beautiful son pumping on his cock. If you do real good, Mommy will let you cum in her mouth. Would you like to spray your mother's face with your hot white cum?"
That was enough for either of us! We each grabbed our own cocks and started a steady pumping. The women's eyes were going from Cory to me.Obviously they really enjoyed watching a man please himself.
Alex yelled out, "I have dibs on John's cum!!" Sue told her she could suck it from her husband's cock, but she had to share it with her. Moni said that she was going to suck her son's hard cock, swallowing ALL of his sperm as he came. She impressed upon everyone how much she was looking forward to this TABU act of love with her son.
I was enjoying watching the girls play with their own pussies, but really wanted to feel those teenage lips wrapped around my cock again. I told Alex that I was going to cum soon, knowing that I would if I got her sucking my joint for a bit. Sue winked at me, knowing what I was doing, and told Alex that she had better get that cock in her mouth before she missed my cum. Alex turned over, crawled between my legs, and sank my hard cock into her mouth. As Cory looked on, his sister swallowed more of my cock, making loud sucking noises. He watched her reach up and cup my balls in her left hand, causing me to groan aloud.Cory jumped when he felt Alex reach over and caress his balls with her free hand. As she rolled her brother's balls in her hand she moaned and came off of my cock. She told Cory that he had the biggest balls she had ever felt or seen. I grabbed Alex's head and returned her to my cock, her lips and tongue felt like velvet as she engulfed my cock in her mouth again.
Cory turned to Moni and said, "Mom, would you like to suck on my cock like sis is doing to John? I can't believe that I am asking my own mother to suck me off, but I want to feel my cock in your mouth real bad! I'm going to cum very soon." His hand had increased the speed of his hand fucking. He was getting close.
Moni pulled her cunt-soaked hand from her pussy and flipped around between her son's legs. Cory reached out and took her hand, moving it to his lips so that he could lick his mother's juices from it. When he told Moni how great she tasted, she grabbed his cock and stuffed it deep into her mouth.
Cory slammed his hips forward to jam all of his fat cock into his mother's face. He shouted, "Oh Mom, suck me! Your mouth feels so good on my hard cock! Before tonight, I never would"ve thought I'd be herelike this, watching Alex suck a man off as my own mother sucks me off! Get readt Mom, I'm going to shoot real soon! I want to see you suck my cum from me! Swallow it, Mom!"
The whole scene had me going! I slammed into Alex's mouth, my balls slapping loudly against her chin. Sue was still playing with her pussy with one hand as she finger-fucked Alex with the other. I blasted my load deep into this kid's throat, watching her cheeks bellow in and out as she tried to swallow all of my thick spunk. Sue told her to save some for her. Alex stopped swallowing and took my last spurt into her mouth, holding it there as my cock finished draining into her. Sue crawled over and Alex turned to kiss my wife. I saw, as Alex tongue fucked Sue's mouth, my cum dripping and running into Sue's open mouth.
I saw Cory reach out and grab his mother by the ears, holding her head steady as he face-fucked her. She let him brutally fuck her mouth, enjoying the feel of her son's cock in her mouth. Cory yelped and I watched spurt after spurt of his hot cum flying into his mother's mouth. Moni was swallowing as fast as she could, trying to keep ALL of his cum inside of her. Seeing that huge, fat cock buried in Moni's mouth was a real turn on. Her mouth could take a fat cock just like her pussy could.
Cory's cock didn't soften after cumming in his mother's mouth. He told Moni he wanted to fuck her, telling her he thought she was beautiful. His hands were squeezing her large, floppy tits. He looked like a kid with a new toy.
Moni turned onto her back and pulled her legs back, opening her thighs wide. Cory was gazing into his mother's dripping pussy and bent forward to run his tongue through the thick bush and over her extended clit. Moni humped and bucked into his face and told him that she really enjoyed having him lick her, but she just had to fuck him RIGHT NOW!
Cory crawled between his mother's legs, his cock poised at the entrance of her open cunt. Moni reached down and inserted her son's cock into her pussy. As big as her cunt was, Cory's cock was stretching it wider. Moni screamed out, "Now my darling son, ram Mommy with your hard cock! Bury yourself in Mommy's pussy! Your cock is SO BIG, just like your Daddy's was! Daddy's was fat, too, but not as fat as yours! FUCK ME...SLAM THAT COCK IN ME...MOMMY WANTS YOU TO SPRAY HER PUSSY WITH YOUR CUM NOW!"
Sue squatted over my cock, which had sprung to life again watching Cory and his mother fuck. She lowered herself onto my hard-on, sinking down until her pussy lips rubbed my balls. Alex was running her hands over everyone, feeling every private part she could reach. She enjoyed running her hand through her brother's thick mass of chest and stomach hair as she watched his cock saw in and out of their mother.
Sue screamed the arrival of her orgasm. Alex was rubbing Sue's clit for her as she pounded up and down on my cock. I felt her cunt lips squeeze me like a vise as she rode into her orgasm.
Cory was next and loudly let it be known that he was filling his mother's cunt with his white, hot, slimy cum. He fucked into her like a rabbit. His ass pumping was a blur. Moni told him she could feel his cum slamming into her pussy walls. She kept yelling for him to fuck her harder and faster. I didn't see how he could go ANY harder OR faster!
Moni bellowed out that she was cumming. She bucked into her son as he fucked deep into her soaked and dripping pussy. Her heels on Cory's ass spurred him on.
Sue got off me, rolling onto her back to rest. Cory had pulled out of his mother's pussy and done the same thing. As the three of them lay there, I looked at Alex, who was staring at my still-hard cock.
Alex looked into Cory's eyes and said, "Cory, I want you to watch me fuck John. Watch as his hard cock slides into my tight little pussy. I want you to think how good it is going to feel when I let you fuck me.My pussy is HOT, WET, TIGHT and starved for cock. AHHHHHHH... LOOK AT HIS COCK GO IN ME-IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!" She sank onto my hard cock, burying it into her young pussy.
Cory, Moni and Sue watched little Alex bounce up and down on my cock. Her hard tits were bouncing around, slapping into each other as Alex moved in a circular motion at the same time as up and down. I reached up and played with her teenage tits, feeling her taut, smooth, flawless skin. I rolled her rock-hard nipples in my fingers, squeezing them until she moaned in pain/pleasure. It only took me about 15 minutes to fill this little woman with my hot cum. Her cunt squeezed every drop from my cock. I was totally fucked out!
Alex rolled off me and Sue fell between her legs to clean my cum from her young cunt. When she had finished, Cory climbed between his sister's widespread legs and in one quick stab, entered her tight pussy. She had to spread her legs wider than ever before. She had never had such a wide cock filling her. She told her brother how good he felt inside of her. She told him he could fuck her any time he wanted, day or night. Moni told Alex that fucking Cory was much like fucking their dad. Cory was built much the same, but his cock was wider.
Cory was really enjoying fucking his sister. He had thought many times in the past of doing just this. He hoped this was not just one of the GREAT dreams he used to have. Cory pummeled his sister's cunt for more than 40 minutes. She didn't mind at all; her pussy was still juicing around his cock. She had three orgasms by the time Cory shot his load into her squeezing pussy. Moni and Sue had been running their hands all over Cory's body as he fucked Alex.
About two hours later we all got up and began getting dressed. Cory said he wished that he didn't have to leave in two days for his new job. Moni told him she and Alex had plenty for him to do between now and then. Moni said they needed to enjoy their time together now, as they wouldn't see him again for a while. I knew Cory had a lot of work cut out for him trying to keep these two insatiable women satisfied for two more days. I envied him and pitied him, knowing there was no way I could continue for another two days straight!
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