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Ladies Night Out

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Written by Kristen 

The other dancers finished and we all went out on stage for the climax and vote. I was lucky, since I went fourth. I ended up in the center of the stage as they introduced us. I came out and gave them another roar, which I thought was better than Tarzan's yell. One of the tables, probably six or seven girls actually roared back, it was great. We all had to dance again as the crowd voted for best costume. The mummy won it hands down. The crowd went noticeably crazy when he was presented. Liz tried her best to get the group she was with into it for me and I certainly appreciated it. Then we had to dance again as the crowd voted for best dancer. We each danced individually for about 20 seconds as the crowd cheers. The one who gets the loudest cheer wins.The vampire draped his cape in front of him and pulled off his g-string somehow and through it to the crowd. The crowd went crazy, he pelvic trusted into his cape with his cock throwing the fabric dramatically into the air with each thrust. The Arabian was good looking but a pathetic dancer. The mummy got good applause but nothing like his best costume applause. The women were very discriminating. I roared again and swung my cape around out in front of the stage. Now the whole crowd was following the lead of the noisy table and roared back at me.So I roared even harder.Everybody was cheering and roaring. I was electrified and ended up winning. I couldn't believe it. Liz thought it was great and we laughed all the way home. I took a quick shower at her place and got back into my work clothes to go home. I slipped into the house, changed into my pajamas and sneaked into bed. I could barely sleep that night. I just relived the night over and over in my head.
Liz had a few suggestions for improving my performance. My roar seemed to be a great hit and she thought I was brilliant by thinking of it. I told her it was totally unplanned and just hit me at the moment. She thought that I would look better with no body hair. She thought the guys' bodies that were totally shaven looked even harder and more defined under the lights. We talked about me playing the Beast and whether the hair was good or bad but in the end we decided the hair had to go.
The two weeks seemed to fly by. Liz had arranged to take my wife out for her birthday. I told my wife that I was bogged down with a project at work and that she better get her mother to babysit just in case I can't get home in time. She told me that the girls were just going out for dinner. Meanwhile I knew that Liz had told her where they were going. Then I hear that two of my wife's girlfriends are going. Next, my sister was joining them. Finally, my son's godmother (my boss's wife) is somehow invited. I called Liz and said, "What the hell is going on? It was suppose to be just the two of you!" She said that my wife had invited them, what could she do?
I left work a little early and got over to Liz's house at 4:30. I jumped in the shower and washed my hair. Liz then applied some temporary hair color that would lighten my red hair to blond. I jumped back in the shower and started to shave my body, but I couldn't really reach everywhere. I called to Liz and told her I couldn't get my back. She told me to rinse out the hair color and get on the bed. She had a spare sheet covering the bed. I dried off, got on the bed and covered myself with a towel. Liz came in with a tub of water, sat down on the bed and began using the trimmer edge of my electric shaver to remove the long hair from my back and legs. She then removed the towel to get to my ass. Immediately I felt my cock start to get swell beneath me. Then she told me to roll over.I rolled over and my erect cock popped up. Liz kind of laughed and gasped simultaneously. Wow, what is your wife talking about, this isn't any six inches. I had already shaved my chest so Liz started trimming around my erection and balls. I told her about the vasectomy and enlargement operation I had a few months earlier and pointed out the slight scars that were now visible since she had trimmed all the hair away. I tried to disconnect myself, as she would gently move my hardened cock from side to side as she trimmed.
I rolled over again and she wet me down, foamed me up and began shaving. The skin on my entire body was tingling from the sensation. I was incredibly aroused as she shaved my ass. I couldn't believe it. After she wiped my back dry, I turned over again and looked into Liz's eyes. But she was being a professional and went right to work shaving the rest of me. This time she gripped my cock with her hand and I thought I could feel her occasionally squeeze my cock as she shaved. Maybe it was just my imagination or maybe my cock was just swelling with her touch.But then she started sliding her hand up and down my shaft very slowly. Occasionally she would release me to move my balls as she shaved. Then her hand would come back and begin stroking again. I finally cracked and said, "Liz, you are driving me crazy." Liz replied, "Your cock is huge. It's driving me crazy." She had grabbed the towel and was drying me off. I don't know what came over me but I sat up, looked her in the eyes and kissed her. Her mouth opened immediately and our tongues entwined. We kissed like starved animals. She was quickly undressed and I kissed down her long slender neck. I found her small yet firm breasts and licked her already hard nipples. We moved to a sixty-nine position and I began lapping at her dripping pussy. Liz is very thin, the thinnest girl I had ever been with. Usually I like a girl with some meat on her. Her pussy was very tight with a nice small ass. I licked up and down her thighs and went back at her pussy. She had my cock in her mouth and was sucking it surprising well for a lesbian, or for anyone for that matter. She was pumping me at the same time as she sucked and licked. If her pussy hadn't distracted me I probably would have cum already. I concentrated on Liz's clit and push a finger inside her.After pumping her pussy a little I moved my finger to her ass (my wife loves this). I kept up the attack on her clit as I slipped my lubricated finger into her ass. Almost immediately she started cumming.She stopped sucking my cock, but kept pumping it with her hand like she was going to rip it off, and was grinding her pelvis on my face.
Then she said, "I got to feel this inside me."
I wasn't really sure what I should do. The moment was just starting to dawn on me. I hadn't been with my wife in months and now I'm going to fuck her best friend who is suppose to be helping me surprise her in quite a different way. My dick won out. Liz rolled over onto the bed and spread her long thin legs up high in the air as I climbed between them. Liz's face is quite beautiful, her large eyes and great smile just looking at me in anticipation. I pointed my incredibly hard thick cock at her pussy. I pushed the head in, and even though she was wet, it was very snug. Her eyes widened as I pushed a couple of inches into her. I pumped a few times lubricating my cock then pushed a few more inches into her. It felt incredible. A few more pumps and then I push all 8 1/2 inches of me into her.The tip of my cock was banging into something inside her. Her body was on fire. Her hips were rising up to meet each of my thrusts. She fucked me back better than anyone I had ever been with.She started cumming again and I just started ramming into her, coming nearly all the way out and then slamming back in. Her pussy was squeezing my cock and the next thing I know I'm yelling that I'm going to cum. She immediately pulled away from me then went down to suck on my cock as I rolled over onto my back. My hips were still pumping up off the bed into her warm mouth as I came. She just kept sucking while pumping my cock with her hands. She swallowed everything and sucked the head of my cock as my body began to come down from its sexual peak.
I said, "I can't believe we did that."
"Either can I," she responded.
"Boy you are great. Are you sure you are a lesbian?" I said.
She said, "Well, you brought out the best in me.But you should see me with my girlfriends."
"I would love too," I eagerly said.
"I bet you would."
I jumped in the shower again and rinsed off. As I stood there totally naked, Liz applied some tanning lotion to my entire body this time, including my shaved face. My cock was again at full mast and Liz gave it a few pulls as she applied the lotion. I was hoping my wife wouldn't recognize me. Now clean shaven, wearing contacts, blonde hair and most important the tan.The face would be the only thing that she might recognize. The body was totally new.
I have never been in such good shape in my life and my new cock was out of a porn movie. Liz had spread the lotion all over my body, even my shaved cock. In the mirror it looked even bigger than before. The shaft was now dark and defined; the large pink knob now a dark purple apple. The tanning solution also enhanced the small scars a bit but that would be under the g-string anyway.I looked in the mirror and said, "I don't think she will recognize me." Liz said, "There is no way she can recognize you. I could tell her that it was you and she wouldn't believe it." I said, "Don't you dare!" She promised she wouldn't.
This time I had clothes to change into so I got dressed and put my costume into the car. Liz left to meet everyone at my house and I headed for the club.
Again, as I approached I started getting the jitters, but Liz wasn't there to calm me down and push me forward. I pulled into the parking lot and sat there for probably 10 minutes. I saw a couple of other guys go in and I finally got up the nerve. Once inside I started to relax. The guys that were there were a little better looking than last time. One guy was at least 6 foot 3 inches and very muscular. We had arrived at about the same time. There were only six of us tonight and everyone was changing into their performance attire. It wasn't Halloween this time, so my Beast costume was out of the norm.Each guy still had a gimmick though. A Policeman, a construction worker; and one tacky guy was actually dressed as a priest. I guess he was going for the shock effect. The tall muscular guy was dressed as a football player (which I thought was pretty weak, but he probably thought my Beast costume was lame). The best one I thought was the Spanish guy who dressed as Zorro. It was a great costume. None of the guys were shy as we changed. I checked out the football player expecting him to be hung like a horse, but actually he was probably the next to smallest guy there. Zorro had the smallest, a short pencil dick. The priest had a fat cock but not that long. The only guy who's cock might have been as long as mine was the construction worker. My ego got a much needed, little boost.
The manager came back and gave us the order of appearance. The order: the construction worker, followed by the priest, policeman, Zorro, then me, and finishing the football player. I was fifth. I was partly relieved but I was also a little anxious to get it over with and couldn't bear the wait.
The show started, there were only about 30 girls, and Liz's reserved table was still empty. Of course I should have known that they would be running late. Nothing new.
The construction worker was good and the girls seem to be into the show right off the bat. The priest got some boos at first but women love to hate someone. Someone actually tore off his gstring near the end of his act but he kept on dancing and women were throwing money on the dance floor and howling for more. I thought the manager would have stopped it because we were told a couple of times that by state law we weren't allowed to expose our genitalia. I asked one of the waitresses that bring us drinks backstage what the story was. She said that the manager could care less but he has to at least tell us that just in case he gets reported. The other guys heard this as well. One guy said, "That's probably what it will take to win the $250."
The policeman looked like he danced as good as the construction worker and Liz, my wife, and the rest of the crew midway through his act. Liz and I made eye contact, she kind of made a signal that they had been drinking. One look at them and I could tell that most of them were well on there way.
Zorro was pathetic. For a Spanish guy he had no rhythm. He swung around the cape good but once he took that off he seemed lost. My nerves started to get to me even worse than the first time. I asked the waitress for a tequila shot.When she got back I did the shot and gave her $5.She told me to relax, that I will be great and started rubbing my shoulders. In my nervous state my penis had shrunken down, but with this girl rubbing my shoulders my cock sprang to life.Adrenaline filled my body as the announcer introduced the Beast. I strutted out in beat to the music, then let out a roar.Liz roared back, with the rest of the table joining her moments later.
I worked the room as I danced and was standing in front of my wife when I pulled my pants off. She was cute as she bashfully put a dollar in my waistband. Liz kept trying to give her bills but she was tentative. I had to go the rest of the table naturally and each girl put a dollar into my g-string. I was shocked as my sister actually gave my cock a tug. I shook my finger at her as if she was naughty and gave her a roar. Now with each roar, the crowd had gotten the idea to roar back at me.
I went around the room again dancing and collecting. I picked up my cape and went back to my wife's table. Liz was yelling and pointing to my wife, "This is the birthday girl, this is the birthday girl." I extended my hand and pulled her onto the stage. She was totally embarrassed and more than a little drunk. I motioned her to kneel on the stage and surprisingly she actually did it. The crowd was roaring now. I stood in front of her and through the cape over her head hiding her and my groin. I unsnapped my g-string and threw it onto the stage. The crowd was cheering and then I let out a roar. Now, I don't know if my wife could even see what I had done under the cape or if she could see my huge erection, but I was totally turned on. The girls at her table were going absolutely crazy.
I pulled back away from my wife keeping my groin covered by the cape. The crowd cheered as she stood and stepped off the stage totally embarrassed. Her friends were hugging her. I meanwhile started doing pelvic thrusts into the cape with my erection tossing the cape into the air. I walked to the other side of the stage and the girls were throwing money onto the stage.Some were yelling, "Take it off, take it off."This time I figured it was the cape they wanted.
I made my way around the room. At one table a woman about 30 was with a bunch of her coworkers. They were actually out celebrating her recent divorce. The girls were at the edge of the stage. I knelt down and quickly wrapped the cape around the new divorcee. The girls went wild and I couldn't believe it when this girl took my cock in her hand and fed it into her mouth. Everybody saw her head pumping under the cape and they were screaming. It only lasted 10 or 15 seconds until I pulled away from her. A couple of girls threw some $5 bills on the stage.I couldn't believe girls were actually tipping me for this. I should have to pay.
I made my way back toward my wife's table when suddenly my bosses wife, who was now blitzed out of her mind, quickly walks up to the edge of the stage where I am, and with one yank pulled the cape right out of my hand. Now I was standing there totally naked with a hard-on with only a mask hiding my embarrassment. Regaining my composure, I let out a huge roar. The crowd answered with one of their own. More dollars started floating to the stage. Again the chant of "Take it off!" erupted. Now they wanted the mask. One girl held up a twenty and yelled, "Take it off, take it off!"
I broke down. I took off the mask, and tossed it onto the stage. Then I leaned over and took the 20-dollar bill out of the short blonde girl's hand with my teeth. I took a bow, picked up my g-string and quickly put it on, then collected the money on the stage. I gave a glance over at my wife's table. Nobody recognized me. Liz gave me a thumbs up signal. The tips came to $136 with the twenty bucks the girl gave me.
Once backstage I saw Zorro right there fucking an older (35-40ish) woman with his little pencil dick. She was sitting on some boxes with her feet high in the air as he drove his cock into her.
The waitress came backstage and told me I did a great job and gave me a shot of tequila and returned my cape to me. I pointed to Zorro with an open mouth. She just looked at me and raised her eyebrows, as if it happens all the time. I said thanks for drink. She said, "No, it's not from me, the drink is from the cute blonde girl in front," the same girl who gave me the twenty.I gave the twenty-dollar bill to the waitress and said thanks for everything. Moments later the cute little blonde was backstage. I thanked her for the drink, but didn't know what else to say.She leaned in close to me and whispered in my ear that she really would like to kiss me, could we go somewhere more private. The football player was just about to get announced when we went out the back door. All I had on was my g-string and cape. I was still barefoot and it was damn cold.Her car was right near the back door so we climbed into the back seat. This girl was probably still in college, about 21, huge tits and an extremely short skirt. We started kissing and I pulled her shirt over her head. I couldn't believe how large her breasts were. I had trouble with the clasp, which she quickly aided me with. I loved her large heavy breasts as I sucked on each nipple. She was quickly pulling my g-string aside and stroking my huge aching cock. I reached under her skirt and found out she wasn't wearing any underwear. I started to finger her but she pushed me away and said she wanted to fuck. I wasn't about to argue and let her position the head of my cock at her entrance.She was incredibly wet and the head slid in easy.I started pushing into her and it got tight real quick, but a few pumps later I was slamming it home. She was nibbling my ear telling me to fuck her faster. Her huge breasts were slamming into my chest each time I slammed into her. I swear I could cum just from a girl nibbling on my ear so I knew I wasn't going to be lasting long. She didn't need it long though and started cumming like mad. I felt a searing pain in my back, which distracted me for a few moments but then I was right back into it. I just started fucking her like a piece of meat. Burying my pole into this 21-year-old then suddenly I was cumming deep inside her. I fell on top of her out of breath.She said I was great. I told her the same and we kissed. Then suddenly someone was knocking on the window. It was the guy dressed as the policeman. He yelled while laughing, "Hurry up, we are waiting for you!"
I pulled out of her with our combined juices all over me. "Oh shit, I can't go in there like this." No sooner said and she was down there giving my cock a quick tongue bath. I put the gstring on as the blonde dressed and we walked back into the club. Inside I began to straighten my cape. One of the guys said, "Oh shit, look at your back." Sure enough, the bitch had scratched the shit out of me. One huge claw mark across my back that was welting up into four parallel lines. Now I knew I wasn't going to be taking off my cape again. I put my mask back on and waited to go out on stage.
The waitress returned backstage and shook her finger at me as she approached. She went to whisper into my ear. As I bent down to hear her she whispered, "Have you been a naughty boy?" and she squeezed and massaged my semi-hard cock in my g-string. Shit, my cock hadn't had this much attention in years. She was a real piece of ass and I wished I could fuck her right there but we were going on stage.
Each of us had our short turn dancing as the crowd cheered us. When it was my turn, my wife's table was noticeably loud. The blonde had returned from the car and was now center stage holding up a fifty. Yelling that she would pay $50 for my g-string. Everyone was getting into it. I said, "For $50 you could take it off." I heard another girl yell that she would pay $60 but I couldn't see exactly who yelled it. I walked up to the blonde that I had just fucked moments ago and took her $50. She then ran her hand up my legs slowly as everyone watched in anticipation, gripped the thin band and slowly lowered the band down my legs exposing my long thick semi hard well-fucked cock hanging between my legs. The crowd started the Beast roar on their own. I roared back then took off the mask. The crowd cheered again. I knew I had easily won again this week in more ways than one.
I collected my money, dressed and rushed home hoping to beat my wife. I thanked my mother-inlaw for watching the kids and sent her home. She gave me a look due to the hair, tan and the missing beard, but thankfully she didn't ask any questions. I was sure she would ask my wife tomorrow.
I jumped in the shower and quickly washed. In my robe I rushed back outside to get the costume out of the trunk of the car. I had just got the costume on when the car pulled up. I went to the living room and peaked out the window thinking that only my wife would come in, but instead everyone was piling into the house. Liz was the only sober one of the lot. The girls were a bit loud and I was afraid they would wake the kids but Liz quickly quieted them. My wife said she wanted to get me to join them for cake and went upstairs. The rest of the girls went directly to the kitchen and were sitting at the kitchen table and putting some candles on a cake as I hid in the shadows of the dark living room. My sister started talking about how big a cock the beast had. They all agreed and said they couldn't believe it. One of my wife's friends said that she had one that big back in college and now missed it. They all laughed and said mockingly how size doesn't matter. My cock had grown to full size again with all this talk and was poking at my pants. The talk turned to the construction worker and how one of them actually liked Zorro.Someone kidded her about his rhythm. My wife returned saying she couldn't find me. I figured this was as good a time as any.
With my mask and costume on I walked into the kitchen. Everybody's mouth just opened and eyes went wide. One of my wife's friends said, "What the hell are you doing here?" Liz laughed which broke some of the tension. I then pulled away my rip-away pants. I did some pelvic thrusts and said in a spoken whisper "roar." Then I turned to my wife whose mouth was still hung open in disbelief and said, "Honey, when are your friends going to go home?"
My wife just stood there dazed. My sister suddenly said, "Oh my god!" Liz then said, "Girls, I think we will have to wait until tomorrow to blow out these candles. And we can catch up on things then. Let's say we meet here at 7:00 tomorrow night, okay."My wife and all the others agreed and they started walking towards the front door. My boss's wife suddenly said, "Was he the one dancing?" All the girls started laughing and hugging her. My sister sarcastically said, "Boy, you're quick."
I walked over and kissed my wife. She hugged me and said, "I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud. You were great up there!"
I said, "Thanks, it means a lot coming from you."
Then she pulled away from me and said, "Where did you get that thing though?" pointing at my crotch.
I smiled and asked her, "Do you think you can get used to it?"
She said, "Probably not, but I'll have fun trying?"
I don't know if I'll ever dance again in public, but at least I'm dancing a lot more at home.

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M*A*S*H, the movie, was the first mainstream Hollywood release to air the word 'fuck'
Said by Painless during the ballgame towards the end of the film of you must know.

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