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A man goes to his doctor because his stutter is really cramping his life. He can't do any public speaking and even raising comments in business meetings is fraught with difficulty.
"Ww..ww...well, d..d..doctor. C..c..can you help?" he splutters.
After undertaking a general examination, the doctor can't find anything wrong and, in a last-ditch attempt to find a physical cause, asks the man removes his trousers so he can check things like his prostate and testicular drop. The patient removes his trousers and, almost immediately, the doctor suspects he's found the cause: the man is seriously hung!
"Umm," says the doctor, "do you find your stutter is significantly worse immediately after sex?"
"Y...y...y..es, v..v..v..very much so" says the man.
The doctor suggests a penis transplant is probably the answer: this one is taking so much of his blood that his brain simply can't function correctly. Were he to have something, well, more normal, then blood flow would be restored and he'd be fine!
A procedure is booked in and the deed is done.

Fast forward a few months and our chap is back in front of the doctor again:
"Well, doctor, it's amazing: I can speak in public; my vocabulary has even extended! I gave a talk to the company board last week to standing applause and I think I'm up for promotion. Life is splendid in that respect - but there's a bit of a problem. It's my wife, you see: she's really unhappy with my performance in bed since the transplant and we've decided that, for the sake of our sex lives, we'd like to reverse the operation."
"The doctor calmly puts down his pen and turns to face the patient.

"I..I..I..I'm a..a..a..afraid there's n..n..n..n..no chance of that h..h..h..happening." he replies.