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Taxi!!

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A businessman took a taxi from outside a train station to a client's offices. He knew the way - he'd been there plenty of times before - so he was a little surprised when the driver took a far longer route which meant the fare cost more than usual. He tried asking politely if this was the best way to get across town but the driver (rather rudely) replied that he's the driver and HE will decide on the route: the customer just needs to pay for the privilege of getting there safely.
Ho hum, thought our business man, and left it at that.
A couple of months later, he finds himself back in the same train station and, lo, he spies the same driver about half way down the row of taxis. A spark of inspiration hits him and, walking up to the first cab, bends down to speak to the driver. 'Bit of an odd question, fella, but would you be up for driving me to a quiet place somewhere and giving me a blow job?' he asks.
The driver tells him in no uncertain terms that, no, he won't give a passenger a BJ.
Our chap shrugs and tries the next cab in the line. Same response - but with a few threats thrown in for good measure.
It's a similar story with the next two - and now our chap is at the window of the cabbie who ripped him off last time.
'You free? The other drivers say they're waiting for booked fares. Can I jump in this one?
The driver swings his meter over, fires up the engine and tells the man to hop in.

As they drive past the other taxis our passenger has the window down and, with a huge grin, is giving a 'thumbs up' signal to all the other drivers...
Man with a 'tash

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M*A*S*H, the movie, was the first mainstream Hollywood release to air the word 'fuck'
Said by Painless during the ballgame towards the end of the film of you must know.

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